Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I'm not a nerd, I swear!

This is my confession. For the past 10 months or so, I've been dating a nerd. Let's call him Mr. Nerdtastic. Minus five points if any of you get that reference, since that would make you a nerd too. Seriously. But I am no nerd.

There isn't even much that is nerdy about me. First of all, I was in a sorority in college (boom boom ladies). Everyone knows sorority girls are totally not nerdy, and especially ones from a certain well-known PAC-10 school with a bad-ass football team. Also, I'm blonde. Well, maybe not according to my driver's license, but that DEFINITELY makes me not nerdy. Nerds don't pay for highlights. And I'm going to go ahead and throw modesty out the window: I'm attractive. SO NOT NERDY.

Just in case you needed more proof, I don't have nerdy interests either. I love Jane Austen (it's trendy, not nerdy so don't hate), and I'm addicted to ever-so-fabulous, CW guilty pleasure Gossip Girl. Gorgeous Nate Archibald is the farthest thing from nerdy. Yum. Let's just say, if I hung out with him, we wouldn't be playing World of Warcraft.

But I kind of like my nerdy man, and I'll even go as far to say that dating a nerd is way more exciting than dating any of the frat boys found in my little black book. Well, it's at least more entertaining.

Stay tuned.


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